A Domestic Catalogue: Exhibit A

Cole Haan "air" loafer. Metallic gold. Victorious eBay win at a great price because no one else bid on these. I can't imagine why. Hereafter to be referred to as my "King Midas loafers".  I'm thrilled thrilled thrilled. And you'll be able see me walking in the dark.

Also I'm secretly patting myself on the back because look at the price J Crew gets for theirs!